As many of our regular readers are aware, Mr. Stark is fond of posting selected excerpts of our text message conversations to this blog. In the interests of full reciprocity, here is a series of text messages he sent me regarding the questions above.
7:08 P.M. where did that come from?
7:09 P.M. seriously. Pepper. Where the f*** did that come from?
7:09 P.M. I would be the world’s worst father
7:10 P.M. I know my own father currently holds that title posthumously but I bet you I could top it
7:11 P.M. I’m pretty sure if someone were to entrust me with a baby I would leave it in a strip club
7:12 P.M. that would be the worst environment for a baby
7:12 P.M. so confusing
7:13 P.M. boobs everywhere and no milk
7:19 P.M. also tell them I said “Bentley” for a boy and “Porsche” for a girl
7:21 P.M. wait wait
7:22 P.M. tell them I said “Tony Jr”
7:22 P.M. boy or girl
7:34 P.M. are you getting these?
7:39 P.M. Pep?