Pepper: Tony found this question hilarious, enough so that I checked on Urban Dictionary because I was certain it was something dirty. I couldn’t find anything, so I suppose this is a legitimate inquiry?
No, it’s not true. Even if we did have that much free time, that isn’t how we would choose to spend it.
(He’s still far too amused to give me a coherent answer. All I could make out was something about “booty shorts.”)